Not really, but we know someone who does.

So I'm like, "Hey Tiff, we always have so much fun whatever we're doing, whether it's almost running out of gas in the middle of nowhere(where killers are bred!), dancing to our favorite songs, or getting wasted and getting to 2nd base(we're all about that!). We shouldn't be so selfish as to only hang out with each other. You know, like spread the wealth!"

And Tiff goes "Total, Britt! We should get some crazy boys to make mischief with us on Halloween!"

And I'm like, "Yeah, but they gotta be into Freestyle Walking, teen pop and hip hop, and forties!"

"I count buttons!" Tiff cries.

"I am totally not finished," I go.

So if you're pretty hot and fun and willing to do just about anything (except for picking up acorns, because, you know, they belong IN NATURE) then maybe you you write us and get two for the cheap, trashy price of one!

Tiff and Britt are Born to Make You Happy!