[LEMONS] 4.29.2004
Gmail Derby -- Win My Gmail Invite
I have an extra Gmail invitation to hand out. I could auction it off on eBay, like some chuckleheads. But that seems crass. Yet the thing is, I want to make sure that whomever gets the invite actually wants it, and will take advantage of it. I've already helped two different people get hooked up with Gmail accounts who haven't even used them. I'm about damn tired of pouring Cristal for teetotalers, word?I want to invite somebody who
The problem is, most of my friends fall into one of three categories:
a) "What's a gmail, yo?"
b) "Feh! I already have, like, eight Gmail accounts. Hey, by the way, want to go to the Ren-Faire this weekend? Please?"
c) "Dude! Are you using Gmail? Don't you know it SCANS YOUR BRAIN AND TELLS TOM RIDGE WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!?!?. Dude! Don't email me from that thing! Dude! I'm serious, don't!"
So I decided to give it away on this site. Want my extra invite? You can have it. There are three (3!) ways to win.
1. In the comments section below, write a paragraph on why you deserve a Gmail account. 150 words or less, por favor. Supporting hyperlinks and footnotes (which won't count against your word total) are strongly encouraged.
2. In the comments section below, post a link to an original photograph, artwork, or other digital image file that demonstrates your need for a Gmail account.
3. In the comments section below, post a link to an original two-minute song about Gmail. Or monkeys in America. Either one.
Deadline for entries is Tuesday, May 4, 2004 at 5 PM Pacific time. Enter as many times as you like.
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