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6.03.2003

Top Ten Reasons I'm Still Not Updating Every Day

I don't have broadband
I've been doing a lot of freelance work (which is not to say I'm making much money)
I'm looking for a job
I've been away
I've had guests visiting
There was an earthquake
A terrible flood
Locusts!
I have a rash
My joints are achey
I'm still recovering from reverse culture shock
There aren't enough hours in the day
What was the question
Where can I find some Beer Chang in san francisco
I don't think that was the question
No, that was totally the question
You're sure?
Well that's what I want to know
Oh. Um. Well I don't know
Damn straight I don't know. That's why I'm asking. You expect me to answer?
What...
Don't be an ass. Just give the people what they want
Oh, alright
No, not that
What then
Answers
But I don't have any
Quick! Blame somebody
It's all Dubya's fault!
There we go...


I feel better


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