[LEMONS] 8.05.2002
The Middle East is in utter chaos. The economy is in tatters, which--of course--means that people in Iraq have to die (nevermind that we've pretty much been continuously at war with Iraq for the past 11 years. This time, we mean it, yo). And if all that weren't bad enough, there's a plague of freakin' locusts terrorizing the West.
And so where's Dubya during all this? Where's the commander and chief of our great nation? What's he doing to reassure us that, no, it isn't the end of the world and yes things will go back to normal, and hey, don't worry, we're on it, making sure that you can sleep soundly without fear of war or economic unrest or biblical plagues?
He's playing 18 holes of golf in Kennebunkport.
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