[LEMONS] 4.18.2002
Today's News
Bill Simon: Crook.* Local Woman: Skank. Abercrombie & Fitch: Racists.** Big Oil: Losers.****And based on his comments yesterday, he's apparently against fairness as well. I mean, who's against fair? Sure, life's not fair. But should you oppose fair? What did fair ever do to you, Bill?
**Hampton Carney indeed. That's the WASPiest name this side of Thurston Howell. That's why you had the problem in the first place, mallrats. What, you don't have a single Asian PR representsative?
***Take that, President Enron.
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