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4.26.2002

Seven Songs and a Confession III

Remember, they aren't the best ever, just right now. And yours?

When I was a kid, my dad had this woven leather belt that he used to spank me with. It would leave little welts on my ass, and I hated the thing. We also had two dachshunds, neither of which I was overly fond of. We were taking care of them for some friends of my parents. We had them for nearly two years. They were never our dogs, and they were never very friendly. One of them even bit me on the face once. I mean, I was okay with the dogs. And at times I really enjoyed them. But it was episodic. Furthermore, they would chew up anything that wasn't made of metal. Once, after I'd gotten the strap, I took the belt and teased the dogs with it. I played tug-of-war with them, and snapped it back and forth in front of their noses. Then, I hurled it under my parents' bed, and watched them scramble after it. Later, I heard my dad yelling at the dogs, and he tossed them outside. I never saw the belt again.

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