[LEMONS] 1.31.2002
"This is the smoking gun," declared Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif.
Enron. You're already sick of it. You could care less. But not me. I can't get enough. Why? Because I think it just might be that evil Dick Cheney's ticket back to Wyoming. Where he'll just rule secretly. Rather than out in the open. Did you see the cover of the February Vanity Fair? He's got this evil "yeah, we both know I'm the Anti-Christ. but just try to prove it bucko" look on his mug, while he's seated with Dubya and Colin on either side of him. Now, Dubya, God bless him, is probably ignorant of all these satanic goings on (although he did sacrifice hundreds of lives on the alter of pancuronium bromidein his native state in order to gain power and perhaps to curry favor with his Dark God Dick). I mean, really, does Dubya look clued in? I tend to think of Dubya more as the willing agent of evil, rather than as evil itself. Now Powell, on the other hand. What kind of Faustian bargain did this poor sap make? Er.... Or maybe I'm just being paranoid.
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