[LEMONS] 1.03.2002
Johnnie Royale has a great article on Pigdog today. Even if he does wimp out in the 9th graf (and yes, I say that just to provoke the pigdogs).
Bring it on pigdogs!
Wait, no....
On second thought, please don't. Please. Really. No, really, please do not bring it on. I was just kidding. I was only joshing. I've got so much left to live for. I've heard stories, and witnessed your cruelty firsthand. Or at least over the electronet. I couldn't help it! El Destino made me do it! I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!
Er.... Look! Over there! It's a chicken playing tic-tac-toe!
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