[LEMONS] 1.24.2002
Ever heard of Bohemian Grove? You know the place. It's where the Illuminati gather during the off-season. Yet Bohemian Grove actually exists. Whether or not it's where the Bushies meet for anal sex, I'm not going to speculate. Personally, I always thought that sort of thing was confined to the Skull and Bones Club.
Regardless, the legend of Bohemian Grove grew considerably over the weekend when a poor misguided soul who had been listening to (no surprise here) talk radio went off his nutter and attacked the place Chuck Norris Octagon style.
Admittedly, some of the shenanigans at Bohemian Grove are a little freaky. But isn't that what being a rich, white patriarch is all about? Your right to dress up in silly costumes and act out kooky rituals?
So come on, Mr. Phantom Patriot. Leave the big owl idol alone. Let the Bushies and company have their secret forest fun. God knows they need it after those long days of bombing the shit out of brown people. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some care to cremate.
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