[LEMONS] 12.15.2001
"I know there are more important things to think about. The attack on the Indian Parliament, for instance. Or the smoking-gun Osama tape. But those things depress me and a JC Penney close-out sale is just the panacea. Not to mention that it’s patriotic to buy stuff." -- From the Memphis Flyer. I know you'll find this hard to believe, but there's no irony in that statement whatsoever. None. Amazing, eh?
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