[LEMONS] 11.14.2001
She's wearing far too much makeup and far too much pout and she's decked head-to-toe in a white, full-body Elvisesque sequined jumpsuit and in fact she looks exactly like the King, except for the hair and the pout and the lack of massive drug addiction and the fact that Elvis didn't often have his jumpsuit unzipped all the way past his silicon breasts down to his navel piercing and by the time he was schlepping around Vegas he was 300 pounds and sweating Percocet and his upper lip quivered less like an enticement to sex and more like a small ferret on meth. -- Mark Morford on Britney Spears' presence in Vegas.
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