[LEMONS] 11.13.2001
Harper and I went to Whole Foods over the weekend. I'd never been before. The place is a Bobo paradise, simply unbelievable. It's overpriced, but almost worth it for the "Whole Foods experience." One aspect of the Whole Foods experience (which I should warn you becomes a dramatically different experience when you get to the cash register) is the ever-present sample. On seemingly every aisle, there is a smiling sampler, waiting to ply you with things-that-you-probably-would- buy-if-only- you-tasted-them-won't-you-have-one-please-sir.
And I damn sure did.
I'm here to tell you, you can fill up at Whole Foods if you want to. The turkey lady isn't counting how many times you stop by, and that stuffing is good. Be sure to try the soup, my it's delicious. Enough to drive Martha Stewart crazy (oh wait, too late).
I digress. One sample I tried was this stuff called Yerba Mate. Two words: Diz-amn. I'm drinking some now, and although I wouldn't say that I'm wired, I could definitely kick the shit out of you right now. No, really, try me chump. This stuff puts the Caff in eine. "Feel the Good Energy" it says on the package. I sure as hell do. If I felt it anymore I think I'd have to call for an ambulance. Seriously, this stuff is good, and it's delicious. Particularly with milk. Try some today.
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