[LEMONS] 10.05.2001
If you don't subscribe to the SF Gate Morning Fix, you really should. In addition to Morford's always on column, you get stuff like this:
**The Deep Shame Of Santa Cruz**
A Santa Cruz middle school student brought chocolate brownies cooked with marijuana to a school outing and passed them out to six unsuspecting students and his teacher. The teacher, who was aware the 14-year-old boy had past problems with pot, jokingly asked for one of the "pot brownies." The boy gave her one, and she ate it. When the teacher started to feel dizzy and confused, she called police, quite possibly the wimpiest and lamest thing a Santa Cruz schoolteacher has ever done in the history of the city, ever, and probably violating some sort of city ordinance against not enjoying pot like the rest of the town does every single day, because dude, it's like, Santa Cruz, you know? The teacher immediately ambled home and cranked some Massive Attack and chilled out on the couch with some Cheez-Its and tried to remember where she stored that old vibrator was and promptly fell asleep and dreamt of floating like a warm balloon over fields of Betty Crocker Double Fudge Swirl brownie mix.
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