[LEMONS] 8.14.2001
In my continuing series of crank comments, here's another: Analysts are all idiots. I'm still waiting for Brill's to come out with a stock pundit scorecard. All analysts ever seem to do is yappity yap about whatever the prevailing trend of the day is in pleasant sound bytes, while throwing in one or two "outrageous" comments. The brokerage houses just keep on trotting these nimrods out, too. Yes, yes, it will be a while before the technology sector recovers. Any ninny can tell you that. all analysts are dipshits. All of them. They should be driven from their Manhattan lofts on a rail, made to wear theglobe.com stock certificates across their naked backs as badges of shame. Thank God for people like Ken Kurson whose existance, prominance, and batting average must torture your average Merril Lynch analyst.
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