[LEMONS] 6.19.2001
This post was going to be about Leo the Bichon Frise poodley white dog thing that got thrown into traffic. But after following the link Brad sent me, I've got a new complaint. Why do all the "ode to my pet" sites have the obligatory cheesy midi files embedded in them? The angrylioness site that hosts the Leo page is particularly guilty of miditrocities (not to mention that it’s also pretty much exclusively about dead house pets and it’s really creepy in much the same way that I imagine Miss Haversham would have been).
But in any case, every cheese-ass pet site online has midi these days. What on earth started this trend? (And another question: what the fuck is the Rainbow Bridge anyway? I keep on seeing references to pets crossing it. Sounds vaguely psychedelic. Does it lead to hell? Let’s hope so.)
Pet lovers, here’s the deal: nobody cares about your stupid cats. But when you litter your pages with awful midi and worse poetry, they become targets for mockery and deservedly so.
Oh yeah, Andrew Burnett? Here’s hoping you’ve got a long career as a prison bitch ahead of you buddy.
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