[LEMONS] 6.21.2001
I don't quite understand this whole fake man-on-the-street scandal that's hit the studios. (You know: you see a shot of two grinning idiots standing in front of an Atlantis poster, and excitedly chattering about "how fun" the movie was and how it just "blew me away" and they're "definitely going again," because they're "soul suckingly devoid of taste" and they're "the kind of people who would have cooperated with the Nazis because, hey, who am I to rock the boat? Just look at me, my clothes all come from Old Navy. Does my hair look Okay?") Whatevah. Hasn't everyone always known that these people weren't really doctors but played on on TV? I always assumed that there was no way in Hell that such effusive, Prozac-happy hordes could actually exist. That anyone ever thought these people weren't actors is depressing as hell and probably explains why there aren't daily street riots demanding an end to the illegitimate presidency of George W. Bush. See? It always comes back to Dubya.
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