[LEMONS] 6.12.2001
Bush, being a dumbass, is wary of them fancy European politicians with their learnin' and morals and convictions and whatnot. He wanted to ease into Eurpoe (like a cold can a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a half gram of cocaine on a hot Texas morning), and chose thus chose Spain as stop numero uno on his EU tour '01. The Spaniardish PM, Jose Maria Aznar, is a fellow conservative, and like out leader, little more than a front for monied interests, so they had that in common. But before old Dubya could even get his drink on, he began to mangle the Spanish language, mispronouncing words and calling Aznar by the wrong name . "I have to practice this very lovely language," Mr Bush told the interviewer. "If I don't practice I am going to destroy this language." It wasn't immediately evident if he was talking about Spanish or English. And if you think that's bad, wait until he gets to Ljubljana. I wonder which White House prankster put that stop on his itinerary. Meanwhile, oil magnate Dick Cheney is runnin' things back at the White House, as usual, while Dubya goes diplomatin'. I joke about Dubya, but seriously folks, he's not a big bumbling rube. He's an evil puppet installed by his father's cronies against the will of the majority of the American people to serve at the behest of monied oil corporations and to subvert the Democratic process, making a joke of the Constitution. Give him hell, Europe.
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